House Song

House Song by Ministry of Magic Lyrics

I’m a Ravenclaw, I like to read books
When I cast spells they’re off the freakin hook
I’m a Gryffindor, I’lll fly with my friends
We’ll never back down and fight to the end

I’m a Slytherin, I am very rich
I’ll go on a date with whoever gets the snitch
I’m a Hufflepuff, just stayin’ relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No fueds, we got tact

Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
Hey, I’m just trying to have a good time over here!
A good time!
A good time!

I’m a Ravenclaw, got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch like it’s caught up in a tether
I’m a Slytherin, the house of a snake
Come get in my way and get tossed in the lake
I’m a Gryffindor, and we own the sky
Yeah, we always win with our rally cry
I’m a Slytherin, the top of my class
If you disagree, I’ll kick your muggle ass

Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
Well. I havernt read the books, but I’ve seen all the movies!
Let’s beat him up!
Let’s beat him up!

I’m a Slytherin, a big fan of Snape
If it’s a MoM album, we have to say Snape
I’m a Hufflepuff, we’re true to the end
United we stand, so I stand with my friends
I’m a Gryffindor, as brave as they come
And my namesake sword will get the job done
I’m a Ravenclaw, my brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper, but not a total ass

So who’s this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
He’s from the show the  Big Bang Theory!
You’re out of the band!
He’s no Spock!
I don’t wanna go!